What is chivalry? According to google chivalry is characterized by the qualities idealized by knighthood, such as bravery, courtesy, honor, and gallantry toward women. Sounds pretty romantic to you women and pretty lame to you guys doesn't it?
Going back to the medieval ages....women were looked down upon as weak, yada yada yada...of course that doesn't apply to this epoch where chicks are essentially the same as guys, same pay, same rights, well maybe just more annoying ha ha. But yeah opening doors for guys and chicks alike isn't chivalry anymore imo, its just common courtesy, but if I'm opening the door for you, don't stand there with the make-up chipping off your face and fucking give me the death stare imagining that I'm doing what i did to get into your fucking pants. There's nothing in the least bit special about you, you wannabe Paris Hilton....in fact if i had my way, her and all of your kind(the afore mentioned wannabe kind) would be rotting away in concentration camps like Auschwitz, Flossenberg or Nuremberg .....of course till you come to your senses.
Coming back to the topic at hand, I believe chivalry is indeed dying, and for a very very good reason too.....no it's not because we guys are lazy to do anything special for you chicks anymore, the reason is one very special simple word.....feminazism.....yeah feminazism (Thank you Rush Limbaugh). Sure we know you girls are equal to us in every way and I'm delighted to admit that, but for the fucking sake of Christ in heaven, stop shoving it down our throats every fucking second. Like i mentioned before, assuming that we are being chivalrous just to get into your pants, assuming that we think your just objects to fuck around with, assuming that we are irresponsible maniacal doouchebags is what you feminazis are so good at.
Don't get me wrong, feminism is good, but don't fucking overdo it, I mean you don't see every single guy going around saying "Hey I'm better than you bitch"....so even if you don't go around saying it, we can sense it in the way you talk and by that look in your eyes ( yeah every guy knows what I'm talking about).
That being said, I don't mind being chivalrous and stuff for my girl(=/) but if she expects me to be like that 24 fucking 7, she's gonna get the boot, plain and simple. No guy likes to be a woman's bitch (unless your into that sort of kinky shit)....so don't fucking expect us to open doors for you everywhere.....especially when I'm juggling my lunch, my student card and my ipod....common sense should tell you that I'm the one who needs the door opened for myself, not you....so get stepping wannabe.....oh and if you think I care about how your gonna feel about that....I'm sorry...the falls are that way, go jump the fuck off.
Lachaim
Jason
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